Mad Thoughts

Aug 22

Things I probably won’t post to AirBnb when we leave our temp home

madthoughts:

  1. I feel like I’m living inside Ed Hardy’s girlfriend’s place.
  2. I super appreciate all of the dirty dishes.
  3. I super appreciate all of the dirty clothes in the washer.
  4. What’s lower than basic cable? That’s what this is.
  5. Thanks for leaving expired food in the fridge. 
  6. Thanks for leaving so much toilet paper out throughout the apartment. Same for the tampons.

Look, it’s not bad. There are just a few compromises.

I forgot to mention the wifi password: pimp6969.

I’m not lying.

"Because he’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight." (at North Hollywood Diner)

"Because he’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight." (at North Hollywood Diner)

Things I probably won’t post to AirBnb when we leave our temp home

  1. I feel like I’m living inside Ed Hardy’s girlfriend’s place.
  2. I super appreciate all of the dirty dishes.
  3. I super appreciate all of the dirty clothes in the washer.
  4. What’s lower than basic cable? That’s what this is.
  5. Thanks for leaving expired food in the fridge. 
  6. Thanks for leaving so much toilet paper out throughout the apartment. Same for the tampons.

Look, it’s not bad. There are just a few compromises.

Aug 20

This is why no one likes you Android.

This is why no one likes you Android.

This time tomorrow? I’ll be a resident of Los Angeles. More or less. Still lots to do, but for argument’s sake, I’ll be in Los Angeles permanently.

Hold on to your butts.

Woooooohooooo!

I’m going to miss this joint.

I’m going to miss this joint.

Does God have LTE? What are God’s equipment protection rates? Does God throttle data for power users? (at Mt Joy Soul Saving Station)

Does God have LTE? What are God’s equipment protection rates? Does God throttle data for power users? (at Mt Joy Soul Saving Station)

Does God have LTE? Does good throttle data? What are God’s equipment protection rates?  (at Mt Joy Soul Saving Station)

Does God have LTE? Does good throttle data? What are God’s equipment protection rates? (at Mt Joy Soul Saving Station)

Aug 19

Books and albums. #moving

Books and albums. #moving

Aug 18

I dig the Morton Salt girl’s style.

I dig the Morton Salt girl’s style.

Aug 14

Yes. Achievement Unlocked.

I need more friends on the new Foursquare app. Sign up.

Yes. Achievement Unlocked.

I need more friends on the new Foursquare app. Sign up.

Aug 13

Its a little early for ka-bob. (at KaBOOM!)

Its a little early for ka-bob. (at KaBOOM!)

Aug 12

RE: Porking

I always thought porking meant making out. Little did I know it actually meant having sex. Intercourse. P in V.

latenightseth:

Ah, the nostalgia. 

latenightseth:

Ah, the nostalgia

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