"I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. [some whistles and cheers from the audience] Don’t hate the player, hate the game. In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there’s me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let’s break it down, let’s break it down: me, I’m a decent comedian. I’m a’ight. [applause] Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He’s a fucking dentist! He ain’t the best dentist in the world…he ain’t going to the dental hall of fame…he don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to somethin’ the white man can walk to." Chris Rock
We had a great trip to Michigan (it was sunny! only a couple of people annoyed me!) but I am absolutely thrilled to be on my couch, snuggling my cat, and catching up on my stories.
(while trying to not think about work)
She speaks no lies.
Boarding in Zone 1!!! “Started from the bottom, now we here.” #ballin #economycomfort (at Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport (DTW))
For those that must show the world how much they have given up on it.
Just capturing a moment where I am actually outside and can take a picture in natural sunlight. Its been a while. (at Greenbelt Metro Station)
Winning at life.
Scientists discover the animal kingdom’s first ‘female penis’ -
It’s science because dicks.
Found one of the first comics I ever read on Comixology. Definitely the first #Batman comic I ever read. (Batman #412)
and thus my journey begins….