Jason Cooper is a tube of wonderful. He was imported to DC from Detroit.


Most people describe him as tall.


Lower the unicorn.

February 12th
22:21
From Clerks:

Randal Graves: And I hope it feels good. 
Indecisive Video Customer: You hope *what* feels good? 
Randal Graves: I hope it feels so good to be right. There’s nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? 
Indecisive Video Customer: Well, this is the last time I rent here. 
Randal Graves: You’ll be missed. 
Indecisive Video Customer: Screw you! 

Seriously though, thanks. I’m an awful proofreader.

From Clerks:

Randal Graves: And I hope it feels good. 

Indecisive Video Customer: You hope *what* feels good? 

Randal Graves: I hope it feels so good to be right. There’s nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? 

Indecisive Video Customer: Well, this is the last time I rent here. 

Randal Graves: You’ll be missed. 

Indecisive Video Customer: Screw you! 

Seriously though, thanks. I’m an awful proofreader.

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