Dear this evening's How I Met Your Mother

Jason Cooper is a tube of wonderful. He was imported to DC from Detroit.

Most people describe him as tall.

Lower the unicorn.

Dear this evening’s How I Met Your Mother

No. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Nu-uh.