Jason Cooper is a tube of wonderful. He was imported to DC from Detroit.


Most people describe him as tall.


Lower the unicorn.

January 5th
00:15

If you're watching pornos in my mom's room again, I'm gonna give you a fucking beating!

  • Billy: Morgan, why don't you jerk off in your own fucking house. Man, that's fucking filthy.
  • Morgan: I ain't got a VCR in my house.
  • Chuckie: Aw, c'mon, not on my glove.
  • Morgan: I didn't use the glove.
  • Chuckie: That's my Little League glove.
  • Morgan: What do you want me to do?
  • Chuckie: I mean, what's wrong with you? You'll hump a baseball glove?
  • Morgan: I was just using it for clean-up.
  • Chuckie: Stop jerking off in my mother's room!
  • Morgan: Is there another VCR in the house?
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