Jason Cooper is a tube of wonderful. He was imported to DC from Detroit.


Most people describe him as tall.


Lower the unicorn.

May 29th
14:40

Wanta Fanta? Doncha wanta Fant-ACK!

“Sodium benzoate has the ability to switch off vital parts of a person’s DNA, according to research from a British university. The problem is usually associated with aging and alcohol abuse, but new findings show that drinking soda with the preservative can eventually lead to cirrhosis of the liver and degenerative diseases such as Parkinson’s.”

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