Jason Cooper is a tube of wonderful. He was imported to DC from Detroit.


Most people describe him as tall.


Lower the unicorn.

February 16th
14:36
"Whenever I talk to Howard, I always point out — and I’ve been trying to point this out to my wife — I know some of it you don’t like, but if I had to be on six hours a day, it would be just as nasty and foul and not sophisticated. The fact that you’re going to see me do an hour every four years? Reduce Howard Stern to an hour every four years, you’d have the most brilliant comedian who ever lived. It’s not even close."
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When I had a morning commute in a car, I listened to Howard Stern. It’s tough to justify, because he said and did a lot of raunchy, awful shit. I could argue that it’s satire. I could argue that’s tongue in cheek. Honestly, I’m not sure I actually believe that.

But the quote above, from Chris Rock, does justify it in a way I’ve never heard before. This guy entertains for hours upon hours everyday— how long could you last before it came to toilet humor?

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