Jason Cooper is a tube of wonderful. He was imported to DC from Detroit.


Most people describe him as tall.


Lower the unicorn.

July 24th
00:00

In the coal mine

In celebration of the House passing the minimum wage bill, I thought it would be fun to recount all of the different jobs I have had, and what my wages for those jobs were. From the top:


  • Detroit News Paperboy - Roughly $25-$35 a week (12-13 Years old)

  • Country Party Store 2 - $4.00 

  • Barrister Gardens - $5.00 

  • McDonald’s - $4.25 to $5.15 (Thanks minimum wage hike!) (16-17 Years old)

  • World Of Science - ??? I can’t remember!

  • B. Dalton Booksellers - $5.15

  • Kmart Resource Center - $7.00 - $7.50 

  • Babbages/Gamestop - $7.25 (I think I turned 21 while working here)

  • Meijer’s - Don’t remember, I quit after training.

  • Five Brothers Mortgage Services - $7.25

  • Oakland University Transportation Dept. - $7.25

  • Enterprise Rent-a-Car - $7.50 to $8.25 (I turned 25 in 2004)

  • Defenders - Secret!

I think that is all of them. If you can recall any others let me know.

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