Jason Cooper is a tube of wonderful. He was imported to DC from Detroit.


Most people describe him as tall.


Lower the unicorn.

June 2nd
18:26

My go-to plane snack is Cheez-Its. For some reason, the counter here at DCA doesn’t have Cheez-Its. Well, they do, but it’s the fucking Duoz bag that mixes regular Cheez-Its (delcious) with parmesan Cheez-Its (disgusting).

Surprise! When you mix something with parmesan, everything ends up tasting like parmesan.

If you like Duoz, even a little, I hate you. You are making America weak.

  1. turboclaw said: The orange Cheez-Its in the Duoz with the Parmesan are actually Sharp Cheddar, and are a little tangier than the original. I hate myself for knowing that, but Duoz are damned good, and I won’t see their delicious flavor disparaged like that.
  2. madthoughts posted this
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