Things you say to your wife on a lazy Saturday
- Me: Society and advertising makes me feel guilty about having a lazy day like this.
- Her: You should absolutely not feel guilty. Society can suck my dick.
- Me: You don't have a dick. Thank god.
- Her: I'll grow a dick--
- Me: If you grow a dick, I swear to god...
- Her: How am I going to grow a dick?
- Me: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT IT UP!