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Well played, sir.

  • Jason: You ask him in 5 years, he'll have shown the new trilogy to his kids first, and he'll have a new appreciation of the films.
  • Me: ............
  • Jason: Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

His name is Vader and this is his telekinetic choke face.

Cool.
margaretsix:

typelouder:

“We cant hope to repel flavor of this magnitude!”

Cool.

margaretsix:

typelouder:

“We cant hope to repel flavor of this magnitude!”

Steampunk Leia.

“Fuck it. I’m going to Toshi’s to get those power converters. When I come back, we are turning R2 into the greatest bong you’ve ever see. Holla!”

Comic Art Community GALLERY OF COMIC ART

hummeline:

epic.

“Its a traaap!”
(via notquitefaust)

“Its a traaap!”

(via notquitefaust)

"An unshielded exhaust port leading directly to the central reactor? Really? And when you rebuild it, your solution to this problem is four paths into the central core so large that you can literally fly a spaceship through them? Brilliant. Note to the Emperor: Someone on your Death Star design staff is in the pay of Rebel forces. Oh, right, you can’t get the memo because someone threw you down a huge exposed shaft in your Death Star throne room."

Why the design of the Death Star sucks - and other Star War design fails. Thanks Kevin.

My favorite Star Wars rip is from the Dogma deleted sceans. Matt Damon says to Jay and Silent Bob, “Oh yeah, your father gave this to you. It also happens to be four feet long and shaped like a cock,” talking about Ben Kenobi giving the lightsaber to Luke.

A Canadian man has figured out it would cost roughly $15 septillion ($15,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (that’s 24 zeros)) to build a “Star Wars”-style Death Star.

KaBOOM! is going to start developing a “Build a Death Star Planner” later this fall.

fuckyeahfacts:

Rysvard Gold, a self-described Web designer and “outlandish thinker,” came to this daunting figure by calculating the amount of raw material that it would take to build a moon-sized space station, and multiplying it by the cost of getting this material into space. Gold concedes he doesn’t even consider not-insignificant costs such as labor and trekking the steel around once it is blasted into the great beyond.

Unfortunately, $15 septillion is about a trillion times the current value of the entire Earth, so our lobbying effort to have a Death Star included in the U.S. stimulus package may be in vain.

(source)

for Bob.

Doesn’t anyone remember what happened the last time this guy was in a room alone with children?
Here’s a hint. It ryhmes with, “be bucking burdered bhem.”

Doesn’t anyone remember what happened the last time this guy was in a room alone with children?

Here’s a hint. It ryhmes with, “be bucking burdered bhem.”

Well played internet. Well played.

Well played internet. Well played.