Well played, sir.
- Jason: You ask him in 5 years, he'll have shown the new trilogy to his kids first, and he'll have a new appreciation of the films.
- Me: ............
- Jason: Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

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“Fuck it. I’m going to Toshi’s to get those power converters. When I come back, we are turning R2 into the greatest bong you’ve ever see. Holla!”
“Its a traaap!”
(via notquitefaust)
Why the design of the Death Star sucks - and other Star War design fails. Thanks Kevin.
My favorite Star Wars rip is from the Dogma deleted sceans. Matt Damon says to Jay and Silent Bob, “Oh yeah, your father gave this to you. It also happens to be four feet long and shaped like a cock,” talking about Ben Kenobi giving the lightsaber to Luke.
KaBOOM! is going to start developing a “Build a Death Star Planner” later this fall.
Rysvard Gold, a self-described Web designer and “outlandish thinker,” came to this daunting figure by calculating the amount of raw material that it would take to build a moon-sized space station, and multiplying it by the cost of getting this material into space. Gold concedes he doesn’t even consider not-insignificant costs such as labor and trekking the steel around once it is blasted into the great beyond.
Unfortunately, $15 septillion is about a trillion times the current value of the entire Earth, so our lobbying effort to have a Death Star included in the U.S. stimulus package may be in vain.(source)
Doesn’t anyone remember what happened the last time this guy was in a room alone with children?
Here’s a hint. It ryhmes with, “be bucking burdered bhem.”
Well played internet. Well played.