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"This is a remarkable remarkable time. It is the time for WIndows Phone 8."

Folks that know me are well aware of my increasing level of fanboy-ism with Microsoft products and software these days.

Starting with the Zune hardware and software, through Xbox 360, through the Windows Phones, and now Windows 8 and Surface, I feel like Microsoft is on the edge of really taking computing into the future. Apple’s done it with the iPhone and iPad for mobile computing. My bet is on Microsoft to take it the rest of the way for for that tower and clunky laptop you have at home. The one you’ve considered giving to your father-in-law because you spend all your time on your phone or tablet.

I’ve been reading every review I can find about the Surface running Windows RT because it’s meant to be Microsoft’s example to the world on how to present Windows 8. I’ve been salivating for one since it was announced alongside it’s still-to-come brother, Surface Pro, and I’m disappointed at some of the scores I’m seeing.

As a accidental fan of every mobile OS underdog (remember all those WebOS posts), I knew what some of the reviews were going to say. The number and quality of apps is lacking. Fair point. Windows 8 is new, and the Windows Phone hasn’t launched quite yet, so developers aren’t about to devote resources to the marketplace, because the user base just isn’t there.

But what I’m surprised to hear is the occasional sluggish nature of the device. It seems to me that Microsoft has more or less being doing everything right in the lead up to this device. Secret announcement, big marketing, low on details but high on sexy images— they’ve taken those pages right out of Apple’s playbook. They are being fair to all their OEM partners with pricing, so you don’t have HP or Lenevo writing anonymous articles about how Microsoft is going to crush the PC industry.

So I’m shocked to hear that didn’t follow through on the hardware and or the software that runs that hardware. The problems do sound small, and likely fixable with a few patches and updates, but something like this, a new (kinda) form factor and radical redesign of our computing habits from the past 17 years— it just HAS to work, and work, really well.

I had a feeling I wouldn’t buy this device from the start. The Surface Pro sounds like the way to go, because it has the same shape and design, but it’ll actually run Windows 8. A full-fledged version of Windows 8, meaning I can have full access to the billions of programs out there in the world alongside the tablet interface.

I’m likely going to upgrade my Windows 7 laptop to Windows 8 as well. I’m aware that there are some issues with using 8 on a standard laptop, but my fanboy-ism is getting the better of me.

"It used to be that Microsoft made dumb things, and noone cared. Now, they make great things, and get the same result. This isn’t about sympathy for a literal or putative devil; it just chews on the root of the idea that merit constitutes some kind of magical force."

New Amazon Cloud Player looks good. Still slow as hell.

"Later as I was coming out, new Magic Tablet in hand, the people at the door shouted “Congratulations!” like I had just accomplished something of great importance inside. Instead of having simply purchased a rather pricey new toy for myself and my family, which is what I thought I had just done. I walked away wondering if perhaps it was true. If perhaps I now truly was a better person than most everyone else in the world, merely because I’d had five free hours on a Friday to sit in a lawn chair in front of a suburban shopping center.

My wife has assured me I am not."

As seen in Aliens and Matrix: Revolutions. Power Loader Light: Panasonic Starts Selling Mecha Robot Suits

"We know from painful experience that letting a third party layer of software come between the platform and the developer ultimately results in sub-standard apps and hinders the enhancement and progress of the platform. If developers grow dependent on third party development libraries and tools, they can only take advantage of platform enhancements if and when the third party chooses to adopt the new features. We cannot be at the mercy of a third party deciding if and when they will make our enhancements available to our developers."

Thoughts on Flash from Steve Jobs

I post this quote because it echoes a similar situation I have at my work. My organization’s ambition, my own ambition, is at constant odds with the glacier that is our third-party software used on our website.

It sucks.